Makin' a baby.

HA! Gotcha.Judge me all you want, but Toddlers & Tiaras is my guilty pleasure.  I love Honey Boo Boo child and I secretly wish to own an Ultimate Grand Supreme crown.  They are HUGE!!!!!  Come on.  Who doesn't want one?  People ask us all the time "when are you having children"? (ughhh.  Seriously!  WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS ASK THAT?!?!) and then they are in sheer shock when we say "not for a longggg time if we have anything to do with it!".  We love kids, but no time soon! It is fun to see kids and laugh about what traits they will have and what quirky things they will do, usually poking fun at one another "See that little chubby little girl talking to herself and prancing in the sand? Yeah, that's going to be your kid." "MY kid? Don't you mean OUR kid?" "Nope. She's yours." In the meantime, however, I have been formulating our ideal child, like I can make her at my local build-a bear or something, and have run across several children I would love to snag up, put some fake eyelashes on and then return once it's her nap time. I HOPE THIS BLOG POST DOESN'T GO OUT INTO THE is ONLY A JOKE...I will only apply half sets of lashes, not full ones.

A vlog in what appears to be my favorite blue t-shirt.  I really need some friends, yall.


Toddlers & Tiaras from Ashley Goodwin on Vimeo.

(She gets winning Ultimate Grand Supreme clearly from me. The nose picking in public? She gets that from her Dad. BAH.)

Our other potential daughter, and this is scary true: